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- Female Tele marketer f-a-r-t-s like an elephant

Tele Marketer Cindy Suspended For Passing Gas

Girl's Family Says Punishment Too Steep

Springfield, Massasschuets -- A chubby 300 pound female Aerotek temporary staffing employeehas been suspended
from work because she intentionally passed gas and refused to stop eating refried
beans and drinking beer in the lunch room, according to the unnamed call center
management. Cindy was also seen bringing to work "balut" by the dozen which is
chicks still inside the egg shell for snacks, we beleive that this is how she won
Paul another Aerotek temporary staffing employee over by sharing her "balut" with Paul, later that week co workers said that
they saw Cindy's phone number next to Paul's coffee cup, Paul being a married man
began playing hard to get and this is when Cindy began passing gas to win him over.
This was the first time we ever seen a black skinny anorexic man turn blue all 6ft and 88 pounds of him.
The call center mamanger reported that Cindy a veteran short 300 pound Aerotek temporary staffing employee was suspended from
the call center under a company rule against disruptive behavior
and eating beans and drinking beer in the lunchroom and eating "balut" grossing out
the other co workers by pulling the whole chicks out of the egg shell before eating them.
Supervisors and co workers said Cindy repeatedly passed gas to make Paul laugh, but
instead Paul passed out from the stench and collapsed. Emergency paramedics had to be
called in to bring in smelling salt and oxygen mask to revieve Paul. Simon, the manager's right
hand man who sometimes uses his left, in the mean time till the ambulance arrived Simon didn't
hesitate to volunteer with a big fat grin on his face and huge lump in his pants to give
Paul mouth to mouth resuscitation with an occasional slip of the tongue.
They said the smell of Cindy f-a-r-t-i-n-g also made it difficult to breathe making the other tele marketers
and co workers turn blue in the face and gasping for air.
The manager said that when he heard Cindy f-a-r-t-i-n-g it was music to his ears like a wild
herd of elephants trumping and blowing their trunks.
Cindy's family said their daughter isn't perfect and they're appealing the suspension,
saying the manager went too far with its punishment. The manager did say that he enjoyed
the smell of Cindy's passing gas and that it reminded of being back home in the Phillipines
when he lived in tents and everyone used to poop in the corner of the tent.
On the brighter side the manager just announced that Cindy will be re instated for training purposes
and will be allowed to eat all the deep fried beans and drink all the cold beer she wants at
work and that all tele markers with less than 12 leads an hour will be sitting next to Cindy
till their production improves.
Smelling salt and oxygen masks will now be supplied in the emergency kit next to the band aids,
which for some strange reason Simon, the manager's right hand man who sometimes uses his left has been
going through a box of band aids every other day, Simon claims its from wood splinters chopping
wood on his uncle's farm, but we found out that his uncle sold the farm 10 years ago, we always
wondered what a right hand man who sometimes uses his left does with his right hand.